"My Friends, Have I mentioned that I spent 5 years 6 months and 138 hours as a prisoner of war?

My friends, as I speak my wife Cindy is on her way to Georgia to acess the casualties in Georgia who were ruthlessly attacked in thier beds by Russian troops. This surprise attack is a date that will live in Infamy. The date of um hmm several weeks ago is a dark date in history.   She is being joined by our brave Vice commander and chief Richard Cheney. They are arriving in Georgia in seperate planes and will confer on their findings.   
By the fires of carmillina by the dawns early light, by Grabnar's hammer Georgia will be avenged, God Bless America"