I could have got a real Welsh chapel harmonium on eBay the other day. I stopped bidding when the stakes suddenly shot up (as they do) but kicked myself when it went at only £102. eBay is crawling with bajas. I wondered if it was code for something else. I got a glockenspiel off Freecycle and I can play The Sugar Plum Fairy.

That's India, Wales, Germany and Russia all incorporated. How's that for multicultural? Must go and get some Oriental bits for my discordance of keyboards . . .