Was it a dream? Or have the Meds stopped working.

Have just seen a trail for a BBC1 (UK TV show) called...
"Last Morris Dancer Standing"
It's due to aired this coming Saturday.

Judged by the redoubtable Simon Cowell (Complete with inflated Pigs Bladder).

The winner will do a solo jig against Boris Johnson, resplendent in his baldricks and bells, to decide who opens the ceremony in 2012.

Nurse......Nurse.....Nurse....

I need Fruit !