The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2422400
Posted By: Rapparee
26-Aug-08 - 09:27 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Fences!? Arboreal necrophilia? Pervert! You're the sort who frequent lumber yards and lumber mills, panting and drooling in overheated lust! The sort who give honest craftspeople a bad name! I hope that you're buried in a cheap coffin of rough-sawn poison ivy stems, face down, your perverted part shoved through a knothole so that it will be the first thing the worms nibble upon.

And Amos, all of our materials are made from rag-based cloth, not (shudder!) wood pulp. The paper, that is. CDs, DVDs, and especially MP3s aren't made from paper.