Hamish- an hEnglish Amish.

Oh, well. Sorry.

The chicken story causes me to stray further- We have many immigrants from the Orient here, and apparently they all learn that the way to cut up a chicken is with a cleaver. Deli entrees with chicken, and even KFC offerings, turn up with bone chips, betraying the origin of the preparer.
Before buying, one must make sure that the preparer knows how to debone.