Am I correct in assuming that TLAPD approaches?
If this day is held as a holy day by the CFSM (Pastafarians), then surely they must also honour "'Saint' Robert Newton of Mummerset", the man who gave pirates their distinct accent and habit if speaking only in the present tense.

So I turns to face execution dock at Wappin', I raises me glass an' I drinks to the memory o' pirates past.

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