"doesn't a huge green man usually have a stiff something else? I'd like to see that...
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*G*

Green men, morris dancers... What they hey, let's throw the whole thing over to a fertility ritual and have done with it....We can get Ronald Hutton to 'catherd' the Druids into overseeing it... Or the Archbishop of Canterbury, he's nearly druish... *G*

And NOBODY should ever have to dance to 'English country garden'....shudder...