Another Edinburgh song of which I can only remember snatches:
Anyone got any more?

Chorus:
Oh believe me ye might as well try for the moon
As try for a woman in Edinbro' toon

One of the verses:

Ah went up tae Fairlies at the tap o' Leith Walk
But when Ah got there Ah wiz in for a shock
It cost me five bob tae get in at the door
It wad hae cost me five quid tae get anything more