Or, if an earthquake bites you in the azz, you could go North...to Alaska
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSt0NEESrUA&feature=related
In case anybody didn't get the last one, John=toilet, Aw, ferget it...

This toilet stuff reminds me of Mr. Dow, our local retired plumber. He came by when my seal broke and water went through the floor. He fixed that, AND the sink. Cost? $40. Yes kids, there are still a whole bunch of good folks out there...Bless you, Mr. Dow...
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