A friend of mine has been reciting "Chantil du Champignon" in our local for several years now (To much acclaim it must be said) but , of late, some non-regulars( and tourists !) have been seen to become restless during the performance. "We've heard that old thing before " is the cry. Consequently,I have been asked to provide some new material and would appreciate any assistance from mudcatters. What is required is something humourous and , preferably, with a "sting in the tail".
I should tell you that the pub, which only opens on Tues and Friday nights and has a "hard core" of some 20-30 regulars, is the favourite haunt of us "older folk" of the hamlet who still arrange a "session" from time to time (Birthdays and Wakes mostly ).
Now we feel that "the honour of the little village " is at stake and I really hope that somebody here can help..