because you are an extreme case, lacking in formal education
For plain, patronising and arrogant bloody rudeness, that just about takes the biscuit.
But I suppose it's what one can expect from someone who makes the boast - without apparent irony - that he has four technical certificates and Bugger All in Humanities. Reminds me of the folk who say that Nick Griffin can't be all bad because "after all, he did go to Cambridge".
If traditional music has friends like WalkaboutsVerse, it certainly doesn't need any more enemies.
Tell you what, Mr Doggerel, why not just listen to "The Imagined Village" project and then just implode in a messy splutter of outrage and do us all a huge favour? It's certainly something I'd travel to see - though, just by reading the Mudcat I can at least enjoy the prospect of a pisspoor 'poet' disappearing up his own arse on a regular basis.
To plagiarise a phrase from that other great polymath and patriot, Richard Littlejohn, "Honestly, you couldn't make it up!"