I'm beginning to get the impression that WAV and Lizzie Cornish are one and the same person.
This out-moded, dated, pastiche of an England that never was, and never could be is too sickly to stomach anymore.
2 Points, What the hell is a "bevy of Swanns" when they're at home?
Never seen a Swan in a pub in my life. (plenty hanging outside!)
As for, "I'd rather see horses running free in a field"
Not sure how you'd award the medals in the Show Jumping section.
Please WAV, you really ought to stop digging this hole. You are looking ever so slightly silly now.