"I'm beginning to get the impression that WAV and Lizzie Cornish are one and the same person.
This out-moded, dated, pastiche of an England that never was, and never could be is too sickly to stomach anymore.
2 Points, What the hell is a "bevy of Swanns" when they're at home?
Never seen a Swan in a pub in my life. (plenty hanging outside!)
As for, "I'd rather see horses running free in a field"
Not sure how you'd award the medals in the Show Jumping section.
Please WAV, you really ought to stop digging this hole. You are looking ever so slightly silly now."...(Ralphie)...Bevy: flock or group of swans; and I said "out the window"; I'd ban show jumping and, like Cromwell, horse racing; so who's "looking ever so slightly silly now"?...I think you should join IB in some adult education aimed at improving one's ability to interpret things more clearly...
"White birds, white snow, white bread, white chips, a white clog dancer; we get the message, WAV, loud & clear."...(IB)...another misinterpretation from someone who lives in a democracy but thinks anyone who dares to question immigration should be branded a racist.

And to Will and Diane: I too hope to try a harmonium one day - at the moment I play just the tune on electric keyboards or, occasionally, "plead to play a pub's proper piano" (here).