"Quick Decisions"

The train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks
suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the
fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The
passengers were horrified.

At the next railway station the driver was caught. He
was questioned.

He explained that there was a man standing on the
tracks and he was not moving from there even after
lots of honks, etc...

The authorities questioned: "Are you mad?!? Just to
save the life of one person you put the lives of so many
passengers in danger!?! You should have run over that
person..."

He said, "Exactly! That is what I also decided, but this
*idiot* started running towards the field when the train
came very close, so I decided to..."