There may be a song which will emerge from this thread yet!

Seems to me that the Canadian group had a song which began:


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'Twas in the town of Pelham one dark and drea-ry day
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We local lads was in the pub, just sipping time away-a
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When in there walked this stranger who dis-turbed our con-tem-pla-tion
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So we decided his facial features need-ed al-te-ra-tion.
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"Now what's your name, fair stranger? We've not seen you in town."
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He answers "David Disher. I'm a man of some re-nown-on."
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Says Patrick, "Well, now, Disher, lest you think that I'm remiss,
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They calls me Scrappin' Paddy, and this here is me fist!"

Chorus:
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Oh, Fight like a wildcat , learn your lesson, up jumps Paddy with a finger miss-in'
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Poor wee fist, one finger less, for seven pound ten 'twill scarce be missed!.
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Oh, fight like a wildcat , learn your lesson, up jumps Paddy with a finger miss-in'
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Poor wee fist, great bloody mess, for seven pound ten 'twill scarce be missed!
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Paddy's finger 'twill scarce be missed!

Fight on, lads and ladies!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble