Hmm, no mention of two I would rather like to re-learn entirely: -

The British Grenadier

"But of all the world's diseases, there's none that can compare
To the drip drip drip of the syphilitic prick
Of teh Brisith gonorrhea"


Whoredean School

"We are from Whoredean
Good girls are we
we take a pride in our virginity
When we go down to the Vicar for tea
We only do it now and again
And again and againand again and again
And again and again and again"