Roedean School

We are from Roedean , good girls are we
we take a pride in out virginity
We take all precautions aginst undue abortions
For we are from Roedean School

Chorus

Up School Up School Up School )
RIGHT Up School                ) SHOUTED
Lah De Dum Two finger sup your bum
Lah de Dum Two fingers and a thumb

Our Head Mistress her name is Gwen
She only likes it now and again
And again and again and again and again
For she is from Roedean School

When we go down to the beach for a swim
Fellows remark on the size of our quim
I bet you a dollar its like a horses collar
For we are from Roedean School

The under gardener is a bit of a fool
He's only got a teeny weeny tool
Its OK for keyholes and little girlies wee holes
But we are from Roedean School