The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113876 Message #2430482
Posted By: Rowan
03-Sep-08 - 11:05 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Recitations - Fed up of the same old
Subject: Lyr Add: THE YOBBO
And, if you're into social commentary
THE YOBBO
Anon.
Of course I love ya, darling, you're a really top notch bird;
When I say you're gorgeous, I mean every single word.
So ya bum is on the big side, I don't mind a bit of flab;
It just means that when I'm ready, well, there's somethin' there to grab.
So your belly isn't flat; I tell you I don't care
As long as when I cuddle ya me arms still fit round there.
No sheila who's the age you are has nice firm perky breasts.
They just gave in to gravity; I know you did your best.
I always tell the truth dear; I'd never tell ya lies.
I think it's very sexy to have dimples in ya thighs.
I swear upon me mother's grave, the moment that we met
I knew you were as good as I was ever gonna get.
No matter what you look like, I'll always love you, dear –
Now, quiet while the footy's on and fetch another beer.
Cheers, Rowan