The choices are clear. We have Stephen Harper , who is atrocious, flagitious, grievous, monstrous, bad, sinister, corruptive, perversive, pestiferous, demonic, diabolic, diabolical, fiendish, hellish, infernal, satanic, unholy, despicable, ugly, vile, slimy, unworthy, worthless, wretched, devilish, diabolic, diabolical, mephistophelian....

...and Stephane Dion, who is... ...drear, dreary, dry, dull, humdrum, irksome, monotonous, stuffy, tedious, tiresome, uninteresting, wearisome....

...oh gosh, back to bed!