The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #114029   Message #2431454
Posted By: Greg B
04-Sep-08 - 09:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: Gutter Guards? Anyone got advice?
Subject: RE: BS: Gutter Guards? Anyone got advice?
Of course, I always kind of found the "Gutter Guard" name
funny.

Reminds me, sort of, of the South Street Seaport cops who used to
watch a bunch of us reprobates, navigating our way from Radio Mexico
back to the Wavertree to sleep it off after the Seaman's Church
chantey sings.

We'd shoot them a 2:30AM salute, they'd give us a wave, as we
tottered our way towards the gang-plank. I think they envied us
our "public drunken-ness," and were rather pleased that we chose
to walk, stagger, or crawl, as opposed to attempting to drive
following a quart of Margaritas or a gallon of Rolling Rock.
"Glad you're here," we'd say.

We were glad that they were there; their NYPD presence made sure
that no local hooligans would take advantage of our inebriate state
to relive us of our watches and wallets.

Useful lot, coppers, from time to time.