Sorry, but parents can be as singularly self-indulgent with their children

I certainly hope so - I have never met a parent that wasn't.

"Ahhh, isn't our little Jocasta sweet jumping about on that seat; it must be so wonderful for you all sitting behind her to see the lovely natural way she moves with the music"

I love the way kids move in time with music.

Dogs and children out of the venue as soon as they start being annoying; otherwise let's all have a tolerant, free & welcoming festival.

Dogs not allowed into a venue under any circumstances. Why on earth would you want to bring a dog into a venue for goodness sake? To listen to the music? Or because you can't leave it in accommodation? If you can't care for it in accommodation then don't bring it.

Children talked to lovingly, soothingly and caringly if they are a nuisance.

I cannot remember an occasion when I had a problem with a child at a folk festival. But if I did have one I would probably address the child.

Let me know when you have had a succesful conversation with a dog.