Juz fuk y'all an yer birthday. I bin meenin ta rite to ya cuz me an Paw ar reel pisst affer thet biznez deel we dun with yu. I ainta shittin heer neether. Me an Paw dun got fukt over and thatz fer tru. We delivert all 300 casez of Iron City to yu and we loded up them hunnert boxs whut yu sed eech had 5000 Martin soundholes in em. Wen we got home we opent them up an ever dam wun wuz emtee. So yu juz git yer sorry ass out sumwairz an bend over an git tu fukn yerself with a lit up birthday candul.

CLETUS