Sorry, Cletus, but I knowed that you was gonna pull yer usual and trade me a bunch o' Iron City that had not opnly been frozed but was a year past it's sell-by date so ya' know that devisible ink that you can buy down at Mack's Magic Mart??? Well, seein' as I knowed what you boyz was up to I mixed in some of that devisable stuff with them sound holes so they'd start devisin' once we loaded the sumabiches up and sho nuff, they did...

Sell me 3 hunnert cases of froxed stale beer, will ya'???

You ain't dealin' with no bored last night hillbilly here, Clet... Okay, maybe you are 'casue las night I watched the the football game and it was stinked and then I watched that Mack Kane feller and he weren't no better but better than that foorball game... Hey, you see his new girlfriend in the TeeVee the night before??? She rite purdy fir a Laskin womanz...

Ahhhh, now back to them holes... You bring me some unfrozed good Iron City and I'll fix ya' up with the deviser reviser stuff... Until then you jus' yell Paw that this ol' hillbilly got a candle fir him, too, ya' hear???

Boberdz