Sorry for the tardiness in posting to your birthday thread. But since I'm here and all I thought.........................uh, wait a minute.........no, that's okay......

I was going to say that Dani was right and age is just a number and all that senile crap is just that! I mean, its all....................uh, just a minute, maybe I did have something else .........................uh.........OH! I got it now.

What kind of word is "tardy" anyway? Its kinda' hard to figure where it may have come from and just saying it makes being late even worse....."YOU ARE TARDY!".......geeziz.....I was just a little late...............Truth is though I hate to be late whereas sister Connie is continually late for everything Its not she's forgetful but she's always interested in whatever is going on and it makes her late for the next place. People always seem to understand though but it drives me nuts.

LOL......Drives me nuts! I heard that the Scots Grand Prix Champion driver Jackie Stewart wore a steering wheel with his kilt instead of a sporan. When asked about it he said, "It drives me nuts." Okay, so that was a bad joke but bad jokes are what the world is all about. Like, do you know what you get by mixing Holy Water with Ex-Lax? A religious movement.

And I guess I should get moving too..............................I guess..........To get back to the original subject, uh............er,uh.......................hmmmmm...........................lessee here, uh...............huh......what was it now.........shits....bad jokes....nuts......Connie..........late.........tardy...................................senile and old.................birthday.....HEY! Yeah, that's it! Birthday thread!!!!

Who the hell is having the birthday? Is it me? Can't be me or I'd remember 'cause that old age senility stuff is a bunch of crap. Did I already say that? Oh well, whatever....Just let me say

HAPPY EASTER

Yep, a Happy Easter to all........Did it come early or something? Gotta' go.......seems that my bladder is calling.......whoa........aw geeziz.............Wonder where my clean clothes are?

Spaw