I am all for fighting back in the face of absurdity for a change... HOWEVER

The Rove strategy is always to attack the strengths of the opponent and where ever possible make opponent supporters angry.

Whenever possible I try to interject satire to lighen things up
but I suggest the best strategy in the midst of wild and stupid accusations,
is to use a surprised tone with an understanding smile.
(the way we do with kids who are upset)

If you feed the angry Rove dog, it will bite.