Ed T... "...elizabeth matthewsSpokeswoman for Newfoundland Tory Premier Danny Williams"

Danny b'y! Yeeees.

Buddy b'y! Me zon, me zon, me zon. Dat dere is whot we needs eh. We needs a Newf upalong eh. Not some pot-ash 'ead from da land a tar n beef whot don't gotta pay no sales tax fer nuthin an t'inks dat 'is 'eritage began where da great plains begins eh. And sure as dere's shit in a goose dere be no need fer some feller from Uppity Canada whot is so smart even 'e dunno whot 'e's got in is gob when 'e's shovin some new fangled tax up de arse a de average Garge eh.

Now buddy. If we 'ad a Danny B'y oneIsea, 'e'd at least pick da bones outta da fish afore he tried ta shove it down da t'roats a da votes eh!!! An 'e wouldn't let no 'b'y freeze ina dark eh.