Dos XX (Equis)....I'm told it's the last remaining example of a Vienna lager.

Mrr...if you've not learned to like beer by now, there's probably a good reason, and I wouldn't force it. Chalk it up to personal preference, as in some people don't like beets. Stick to your mixed drinks and liquor, and drink water when thirsty. (Your kidneys and waistline will probably thank you for it some day)