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Thread #59418   Message #2435129
Posted By: Rapparee
09-Sep-08 - 09:22 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Now it can be told.

I was walking along the street on my way to the soda shop when a black car pulled up. Four men, all dressed in black and wearing those reflective sunglasses seized me and before I knew it I had been handcuffed, gagged, and was on my way to who knew where!

Oh, I had a pretty good idea who they were. Thugs, thugs working for the BI -- the international secret society that tries to control the world, most recently with inane TV game and reality shows: the Bavarian Illiterati.

We drove for quite some time and finally, at an undisclosed location, I was unceremoniously tossed into a black "stealth" helicopter and flown to prison camp on the Pacific coast. There I was put into a "sweat box" where I had to endure days of mild temperatures and high humidity.

When they found that this wasn't going to break me I was put into a cell in which I could almost stand upright or almost lay down. It was lit by a single fluorescent tube day and night while the guards outside played the music of "Petra" and the recordings of the Western novels of L. Ron Hubbard continuously (I was mistaken in my earlier posting).

Finally, I was brought up before the Big Man himself: Gladhander, who shook my hand until I thought my arm would fall off and my hand crushed. Then he flung me to his waiting minions and simply said, "Make him talk!"

I would have been happy to do so, only they never told me what they wanted to know. They may have all have made a mistake and didn't want to admit it, especially since they kept calling me "Georgie Boy" and "W".

Anyway, under the most harrowing conditions and most awful conditions I managed to escape and now I am home.

Hi, Mom! I'm back.