"What A Relief"

A moron tripped on the stairs and broke his leg.

The doctor put a cast on it and warned that he
wasn't to use the stairs until the cast came off.

Four months later he removed the cast and
pronounced him well on the way to recovery.

"Oh good," he responded. "Is it all right for me
to walk the stairs now?"

"Yes," said the doctor, "if you will promise to be
careful."

"I can't tell you what a relief it will be," he sighed.
"It was such a nuisance crawling outside and
shinnying up and down that drainpipe all the time!"