to the tune of 'there once was a union maid'

There was an alaskan maid
who never was afraid
of Moose and mice
and men in tights
and liberals who are devils

She won an election race
The incumbant was disgraced
The bridge her hiest
And Jesus Christ
is all she needs to succeed

chorus
Oh No you can't scare me
I'm Holdin on to Mobil
I'm bitin like a pit bull
I'm drillin like a numb skull
No you can't scare me
I'm holdin on to big oil
I'm shillin just for big oil
to the day I die.