She went to the Library
to see what she could see
she saw bad books
by hook or crook
she'd throw those books away.

Palin joined the NRA
and aimed at the PTA
She had 5 kids
along the way
and this is what she'd say...

NO No you can't scare me
I'm Holdin on to Mobil
I'm bitin like a pit bull
I'm drillin like a numb skull
No you can't scare me
I'm holdin on to big oil
I'm shillin just for big oil
to the day I die.