my parody news:

Mary Kay lip stick sales are up 63%

Proud Palin Pink is the top seller.

Like the yellow ribbon SUV decals , Lipstick stickers for the grill of your SUV are really CUTE.





(Obama on the stump), "Are the Republicans going to deliver health care, education? I suggest you ask McCain and Palin how."

Ann Coulter suddenly jumps up and starts yelling "He called Govenor Palin a HO, he called her a Ho, you heard him, he called Palin a HO!! SEXIST PIG he called...