Perhaps we will be shocked to find out, three days before the election, that Sarah Palin was driving 20 miles an hour under the speed limit on a rural road after two beers and that this horrible offence (nobody here has ever driven after a beer or two, have they?) happened in 1977. Shocking, just shocking. And the news media talking robots will say "well, I guess that means it's over for ______. Tsk, and we've been told that ______is such a smart politician"