I got paid 10 dollars for an article once does that count. Wow I am right up there with the great ones. Such exciting works as "the implementation of cyclic redundancy checking in the C Language" or Brents Method a Recursive Example in Ada" or my best seller "Semantic Database Management Systems" buried in journals no one alive would ever read. Nope never got paid for such masterpieces only 10 dollars for writing about a local fair. A friend of mine told me they were not bad but his wife was bothered because she had to keep pulling the gun barrel out of his mouth as he struggled through any of them.

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