The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113768 Message #2438926
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
12-Sep-08 - 11:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 5th Joke thread of 2008!
I am a basically shy person. My husband and I met in college. I liked him long before he noticed me, but I would have died rather than initiate anything. He knew how I was when he married me.
We got married 6 months before graduation and got a cute little apartment near campus. My husband was always trying to get me to try the craziest things like bungee jumping and hang gliding, but I was too terrified to try. He never pressured me, but I always got the feeling he was a little disappointed in his wife's timidity. I tried to be supportive and go with him on these little adventures, but I never actually did anything daring;
Last March my husband took up ultralight flying. His instructor was a really gorgeous redhead names Caiti, and my husband said he admired her abilities as a pilot. I wondered if those were her only abilities……………….
Ultralights are very beautiful to watch, and I have thought maybe I could bring myself to go up with my husband sometime. The problem is, he hadn't asked me to come with him.
I started feeling a little jealous of all the time he was spending at the airport, but I couldn't seem to convey my feelings to my husband in a way that he understood. I decided to surprise him one day by showing up unannounced to tell him I would go flying with him.
I pulled into the parking lot next to the hangar and parked my car. I could see my husband's truck parked behind the hangar next to a little portable building. I thought that was strange, as he always parks nearest where his plane is, but shrugged it off and went to find him.
As I rounded the hanger and reached my husband's truck I glanced inside, and couldn't believe my eyes………
My husband had forgotten to drop off the dry cleaning. Why is it men never seem to remember to follow through on an errand unless you call to remind them? Do they do this on purpose?