"And why would you know about a XXXX-rated movie?"

I belong to the local Baptist Church Morality Committee in Plain Truth, Idaho. My spiritual duties there require me to screen all suspect movies that might cause the growth of immorality and degradation our community. I view those suspect films behind closed doors with other members of the committee so that the Church can publish a monthly list of what prurient movies our congregation is to avoid at all costs and especially keep their kids from seeing! I take my duties seriously, and I will always watch a movie all the way through so as to be absolutely sure nothing gets by our censcorship board.