The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2440520
Posted By: Rapparee
14-Sep-08 - 10:19 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
They call him "Three-fingered Amos."

Fastest guitar player in Southern California, because he doesn't have to play as many strings a before.

The day was hot, hot enough to fry a man's brains under his hat. By high noon it was hot enough to fry a man's innards.

Three-fingered Amos stepped out into the dusty plaza of the small town, his guitar slung across this chest. Fifty feet way Jerry Garcia, "Four-fingered Jerry", stepped from under the shade of the canopy outside Juan's cantina.

The dust billowed about them as they deliberately strode towards each other. Twenty feet away they stopped, each waiting for the other the make the first move, to find the Lost Chord.

Neither could do what they really wanted, which was to present aloft the middle finger of the right hand to the other....