I know I've been gone awhile, but I thought a good return would be a song, so here it is--to the tune of "Rose, Rose":

Beer, Beer

Beer, beer, beer, beer,
Fifteen pints has brought me near
Death from hydrogen in beer,
Fire from the beer.

Flame, flame, flame, flame
Flame has failed to bring me fame
I thought more beer would help me tame
More flame, flame, flame.

Sue, sue, sue, sue
Sue Osaka Beer and crew
Mute and jobless they have left me
Someone should have knew

So, there it is. I don't know about the last verse--don't be surprised if I change it later. But for now, that's it.

Peace--Keli