Was up in Jim Thorpe PA a couple of weekends ago.

A young lad had one of those gigantic 4x4 pick-up trucks,
all done up in metallic paint, giant wheels and tires,
the whole shot.

Walking up the main drag, we later saw him parked in front of
his cottage. He had the big stereo blasting...of all things...
Neil Diamond.

We thought it maybe an aberration, but came by an hour or two
later and it was...Neil Diamond.

Maybe just a coincidence, but no, next time we went by it was...
Neil Diamond.

Now HE must irritate the crap out of his neighbors.

SWEET CAROLINE (BA BA BA!) GOOD TIMES NEVER FELT SO GOOD (BAH BAH BAHHHHH) I'VE BEEN INCLINED...

And later...

I AM I SAID...TO NO-ONE THERE...!

Maybe he does Barry Manilow on alternate weekends.