Oh Bubbly - nothing could be further from the truth!

I visited Munich and Salzburg (Germany and Austria) in the beginning of August and there were shops selling the most glorious Christmas decorations, table coverings, tree ornaments and painted eggs... I was happier than a pig with lipstick! (Although the lime green frog in a bright red bikini for hanging on the tree was a little disturbing, as was the Christmas Panda....).

You'd be better off with:

As they say oop North - Bah! Humber!

LTS (ducking and running for cover from everyone north of Watford....)