No one who has met Chinga would ever forget her, Ebbie. She's got a terrible mouth, that girl. She can swear better in two languages than most people can in one.

And she is NOT Chongo's sister. She is the sister of Juan Jesus Alfredo Gonzalez y Maria del Corazon, a used car dealer in El Cajon.

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Rapaire got to meet the APP campaign staff today. A livelier group of apes, monkeys, and humans cannot be found anywhere. The banana buffet was great. There will be a speech from our leader at 2:00 pm., followed by Rapaire's introductory remarks.