Hahahaha!!! First she didn't exist!! Then "she exists but she's really terrible and Chongo denies all relationship to her!!" MWahahahah.

Little Hawk, come to terms with the inevitable. Chinga's scheduled for a blood sample today for DNA analysis, and she also happily kept a fistfull of Chongo's scalp-fur from the last time he tried to whip her ass (and failed). So this tactic will be running out of legs real soon. He's more closely related to Chinga than you are to your dachsunds, wishful thinking aside. BEtter ready up your press releases. I suggest something along the lines of "Brilliant Family Reunion Party Reunites Long-Estranged Candidate With His Beloved Sis" or the like...


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