I wouldn't mind if Florida seceeded, or better yet get thrown out.

I'm sure that comment would make sense in some context, but what the fuck it's got to do with this thread, I have no idea.

However, it does sound like a good idea. If Florida seceded, then we could declare ourselves a sovereign nation, close our borders to any further immigration by northern retirees, nationalize all real estate belonging to non-residents, kick that Goddammed mouse out of Orlando, reclaim our rivers and springs, and tell John McCain et al to take their "Drill baby, drill" shit and stuff it where the sun don't shine.