This was performed by my rugby team many years ago and then to our delight the gentlemen of Harlequins Vets gave us several we had never heard. Due to good beer ,good friends etc. I forgot all of the other verses, please fill in gaps.Oh, yes it goes like this:-

Whilst rowing for his college house on Founders day He dropped the oar and masturbated all the way they won by 18 lenghts but were disqualified for buggering spectators on the middlesex side

CHORUS:_ oH! Craven A. never heard of fornication? Craven A A swinging on his tool Craven A always sticks to mastunbation He thought a cunt was something you get called at school.

more verses please memory failing.................