Hi MAG....Try to enjoy the day but since that's my next mark as well I'll give you one from a male point of view. Here's one by ShebWooley that Kendall sang really well one night on Mudcat Radio..........



I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE
(Sheb Wooley)

I stepped out of the shower
And got a good look at myself
Pot belly bald head
Man I thought it was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror
On the back of the bathroom door
And I just don't look good naked anymore


So I'm going upstairs to turn
The bathroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I'd stand there smile and strut and flex
Until my arms got sore
But I just don't look good naked anymore

Well I use to go out with the girls
I loved them one and all
Now they don't get very close to me
They're afraid that I might fall

Well, I went to the doctors
For my annual medical exam
Stood there in the buff
Suddenly he said, "Man!"
I said, "What is it Doc? Some fatal disease?
I just gotta know the score
He said, "No, you just don't look good naked anymore


Well me and my wife had a dance routine
Everybody said it was unique
Now it's only when we're back to back
That we're dancing cheek to cheek


Well I went to a nude beach for a little seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit soaking up the sun
Somebody yelled, "Hey!
There's an old white whale washed up on the shore!"
I just don't look good naked anymore


Now my arches fell, my chest went to hell
And my butt's a draggin the floor
And I just don't look good naked anymore



Again, much love and a happy birthday......no matter the age!


Spaw