The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #114539 Message #2445715
Posted By: Sandra in Sydney
20-Sep-08 - 02:42 AM
Thread Name: Songs for my Birthday
Subject: RE: Songs for my Birthday
Kat, MAG did say she didn't want songs from folks who appreciate Bush & co, & Peter & Geoff fit that category.
Anyway, how about a strong woman song? Unfortunately I can't link to words or music cos I can't find it on google.
Frog Song by Sandra Kerr
A young woman's walking down the street one day When above the bustle and noise Somebody shouts - Hey - then she hears 'em say - Hello Darling - in a husky kind of voice. What a drag - what a bore - she says - I'll ignore 'em. When suddenly she hears a croak. She stopped, turned around and there on the ground She found a little green frog who spoke.
And he said: Look at that! Fwor! You're gorgeous, you are. Give us a smile, luv, don't be sad. I could really fancy you, we could make sweet music If you'd come around to my pad. She said: I don't like your chat at all, we're quite incompatible And Mother's warning I must heed She says - you're all cunning breeders, and the last thing I need is A thousand froggie mouths to feed
Now leave me alone, crawl back beneath your stone She said, to make the frog feel small. But it's no use cutting someone down to size When they're seven centimetres tall. He said - Harangue me, you're lovely when you're angry It really turn me on - he sighed. I know it's soppy, but I like my women stroppy She said - I like my froggies fried!
Enough merry quips - he said, and puckered up his lips In a manner that was most obscene. She said - I'm not going to snog with a completely strange frog. Besides you're squidgy and you're green. His eyes undressed her, it really depressed her Enough of that, she said - Just stop it. I'm losing my cool, you amphibious fool. Go back to your pond, go on hop it!
He said - I do apologise. Can't you see in in disguise? In fact, I am a nice young man. But I'm not feeling well: I've been put under a spell. But you can help, and here's the plan: Take me home to your bed, lay me down by your head One kiss and then your prince will come. She said - It's never worked before - and if it does I'm sure That story won't convince my Mum.
Still she took him home and said - I must just use the phone. To discuss this matter with my friend He said - Return soon, my sweet and I'll make your life complete One kiss and then as one we'll blend. She went off for a chat, and when she came back She said - Your vow of love I must refuse We've both thought about it, and neither of us doubt it A talking frog would be more use!