Actually Charlie, under Statute 418B of the Utah Penal Code "to play a guitar in the presence of others in an unacceptable manner which is to include a broken or out of tune instrument, as well as obtrusive displays of poor musicianship, shall be deemed a disturbance of the peace punishable by imprisonment and/or seizure of the offending guitar." Which is why I never play guitar there. I stick to Colorado, where bad guitar playing is only immoral, not illegal.
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