Well, I wouldn't normally pick on harmless animals - but here's oneI heard a few weeks ago I thought was funny at the time.

A drummer joke.

There's a drummer who - after a few years of drummings - decides to give up annoying musicians between numbers and learn to play a musical instrument. Off he goes to a local music shop and tells the owners he's packed up drumming and want to learn to play a musical instrument. They ask him if he's got any ideas what he wants to learn.

"Oh - anything". He looks around the shop for a moment - points over at the wall and says - "I'll start off with the trumpet and piano accordion."
The two owners snigger at each other, then one says -
"I don't mind selling you the kettle, but I'm not taking the radiator off the wall."


Sorry if you've heard it.