"Daily News"

There was a man who, every day, would buy a
newspaper on the way to work, glance at the
headline, and hand it back to the newsboy.

Day after day the man would go through this
routine. Finally the newsboy could not stand it
and he asked the man, "Why do you always buy
a paper and only look at the front page before
discarding it?"

The man replied, "I am only interested in the
obituaries."

"But they are on page 21. You never even unfold
the newspaper."

"Young man," he said, "the SOB I'm looking for
will be on the front page."