I heard the song on a radio station demo tape 20+ years ago. It was in a gag about punk country, a genre of C-F-G songs about abuse of farm animals. I still occasionally sing it.

"I wanna whip your cow.
I wanna whip your cow... show me how, show me how.
I want to hear her moo
So do you.
I wanna whip your cow
Show me how, show me how."